You know, you don't have to wait for him. You should just jump him!

I can't do that to Royce! If he doesn't want anything to do with me, then that's fine. I just want him to be happy.

Ah, young love! So sweet! So refreshing!

...

What are you just siting there moping around for! Jump him! Jump him jump him jump hi-! [thunk]

...S-scary!

[said a lower, harsher voice than normal] Shut up, or next time I won't miss.